Chatbots Cause Psychosis and Cure Depression: Pick One

What makes the Suleyman-Forbes collision consequential is not that one party is wrong — it is that both are operating from institutional incentives that do not require them to check. Suleyman's warning ^[4] serves Microsoft's interest in appearing safety-conscious at a moment when AI welfare concerns are escalating across the industry. The Forbes wellness piece ^[5] serves Mental Health Awareness Month's interest in relevance and the publication's interest in timely content. Neither institution owns the contradiction between them, so neither institution resolves it. The [National Academy of Medicine's psychiatrist Q&A…