The Will Clause That Turned a Joke Into Legal Philosophy

A single Bluesky post updated a will with two clauses: no AI consciousness replication, and no posthumous body fat harvesting for cosmetic use . The pairing was not accidental. Both clauses address the same anxiety about what happens to a person's physical and cognitive material after death — but only one exists in any legal framework that would actually stop it. The humor worked precisely because the asymmetry is this visible.