The community response to the Bixonimania story divided in a way that is more diagnostic than either reaction alone. Alarm treats it as a failure to be corrected; exhaustion treats it as a pattern that cannot be corrected — at least not from the outside. Both responses appeared in the same Bluesky threads on the same day [9][11]. The exhaustion faction is not wrong that the underlying problem predates this experiment. The alarm faction is not wrong that the specific consequences here — real diagnostic language applied to a fictional…